The Wee Uniter

"lungfish" 

The boy had another in his seemingly endless series of baths. He clearly takes after his mother in this regard. Cleanness is not in the canon of southern tradition. Nor is admitting defeat. Vomiting and pooping on oneself, however, is part of the proud dixie heritage. WeeZ thus regularly indulges in his inheritance from each parent, filthying himself up, and then scrubbing himself clean. He's going to bring this great country together.