If Thine Eye Offends Thee...

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The boy managed to gouge his eye half out with his pointy, pointy fingers. There was a good deal of yowling, I'm told, and a late afternoon visit to the doctor. Z got a drop of iodine in his eye, and his first experience with a blacklight. Hopefully it will be his last until his nihilistic phase around 2034, when a blacklight will bring some sense of warmth inside the black walls of his dorm room. He had to wear a patch. Eye scratches, nicotine addiction - there's a patch for everything now. The upside is he looks like a baby pirate, and everybody loves a pirate.