Animal Farm

Not exactly. More a pen of heavily sedated animals on the second floor of the Hyatt, walking over each other and nuzzling each incoming child to feel for oxycorndone or whatever it is animals are doing to be "cool" these days.

***(This is Jesse's post, and I hate to make changes to it, but I wanted to add a little more background info... we went to a Mother's Day brunch at the Hyatt, and this side show was there to keep the kiddos from pestering their moms too much. Zach and Uncle Spencer carried and cuddled bunnies, chased and corraled birds, pet and nuzzled lambs, and more. A wee goater nibbled at my rayon skirt, then changed it's mind and nibbled on Zach's ear. That's when the crying started and the story of Farmer Zach ended.)

"You there, stop."

"patient zero?"

"insert: of mice and men joke"

"Wind him up"

"Mogli is returned"

"HATE goaters!"